dirty derek

when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while he is defecating on another omans chest

dude i totally dirty dereked those two babes last night

by drexrock August 5, 2008

Derek

To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking

Corr I'd derek over that slut

by Derek_Lover February 5, 2010

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

derek

A guy who fingers himself in the butt hole

"That Derek Kid is such a fag sticking his own finger in his butthole."

by J-money' September 28, 2017

Derek

Someone who like to play chicken with cars, but ends up getting dusted by them in the end.

Derek don't jay walk!... ahh Fuck.

by Bob12345h September 30, 2012

Derek

A lil' bitch

Derek the dick sniffer

by El Qoscar October 20, 2014

Derek

Anyone who suffers from short person syndrome. Which is a sickness that results in cockiness and the thought that they are better than other people because they have to make up for their height (or something else if you know what I mean) by being cocky.

Man that guy is such a Derek.

John: He is a Derek because he has a short wiener.
Mary: It's true, I have seen it, well, I tried to see it, but
couldn't find it.

by Hottiewithabody April 6, 2007