Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

Space Payload Delivery

The logistical process of transporting cargo—from satellites and scientific instruments to habitat modules and construction bots—from Earth's surface to a precise location in space, another celestial body, or a specific orbit. It's the cosmic UPS, but with rocket science, delta-v budgets, and re-entry calculations. The challenge isn't just getting it "up there"; it's the final, exact placement: soft-landing a rover on Mars, inserting a satellite into geosynchronous orbit, or docking a supply capsule with a space station. Reliability and precision are everything, as a failed delivery can mean a billion-dollar loss or a dead crew.

*Example: SpaceX's Falcon 9 launching and deploying a batch of Starlink satellites into a precise low-Earth orbit is routine Space Payload Delivery. The dramatic, autonomous sky-crane maneuver that lowered the Curiosity rover onto the Martian surface was an incredibly complex delivery of a priceless scientific payload to a specific alien address.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Kiki’s Delivery Service

The most famous Studio Ghibli flick I need to watch pretty soon. I know it’s about a witch in training with her pet black cat and owns a delivery service. Has the most beautiful music ever.

My brain: So, what do you think of Kiki’s Delivery Service?
Me: I need to watch it soon.

by Willingins February 3, 2026

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025

Ruining people's lives deliberately

No she did not ruin her own life and I KNOW... Exactly what your response is. "People don't have to support your unless you're retarded or a women or broke fat cock." But that isn't what happening there. And then we have the less of 2 evils here whose entire life revolves are pointing down at pedophiles and shouting "But at least I'm not THAT bad, right guys? Right? I'm THAT bad but not THAT bad." And the parents say "Well now I feel better about the pedophiles cus at least the scary guy is on our side." But only until their kids gets molested at which point he becomes a sadistic consolation price.

Hym "Nope. You are ruining people's lives deliberately for saying things you don't like but you only care about her celebrating Charlie's death because you consider him a good person and, by extension, yourself a good person and the thought that someone would be happy that YOU die pisses you off and you are taking that out on HER but conservatives were pretty stoked about Jordan Neely getting strangled to death for shouting about who bereft and hunger they are. So... I don't know. I don't see Matt Walsh having his life ruined for saying that the hobo strangler should get a medal for strangling a man for 15 minutes while 2 other people held down his arms so he could not defend himself."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Investigating wrong deliberately

Well, no.

Hym "I mean, yeah that too. There is a cover up element but it's also buttressed by them investigating wrong deliberately. Let they are investigating... Not the thing I'M talking about but, rather, investigating ME for crimes that I am not actually or actively doing and/or am not doing anymore or haven't done. So they are trying to catch a child murderer who hasn't or isn't murdering kids and even if I were they would not be able to react in time to do any more that clean up the corpse. Right? So, they SEE the thing that is happening... But what they want to see is 'me murder a child' so they can keep doing the weaponized schizophrenia and deluding themselves into believing that they are doing something other than exacerbating a problem the solution to which they are too stupid in which to participate.... Sooo... A little column A, a little column B. Like, they want me to murder the kids so they can say 'See? I was right all along!' And that is why that AREN'T doing MY thing because then I get to be the one who says 'SEE!? I was right all along!' And I am already doing that because I am that and they are not that. It's AM envy. I AM. They are not."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025