Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x
Kirsty <3
Kirsty <3
by Kirstyox October 26, 2013
Get the jacob derbyshire mug.A slang used to represent someone of severe distaste. It's one of few references to a "cunt" that is actually worse than the original meaning. Original meaning is in reference to a derby horse that, once injured, or is too old or incapable of racing, is shot or euthanized for its inability to perform.
Only used in serious cases.
Only used in serious cases.
1. I just wanna take him out back and whoop the shit outta that derby cunt.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.
by Kharv July 7, 2011
Get the Derby Cunt mug.a long living and the greatest looking species of the human race, and all dorbins have a penis size of at least 9 inches
Woah man he is a dorbin
yep definetely a dorbin
Girl: Woah that is huge, Boy: what can i say, i am a dorbin.
yep definetely a dorbin
Girl: Woah that is huge, Boy: what can i say, i am a dorbin.
by Peter bland June 20, 2011
Get the Dorbin mug.when you talk to someone and you are texting or writing or saying something really really intense and long and all they have to say is K, kay, oh, hmm..., well,yup, okay. Especially when something is happening and your expressing feelings of sadness or anger and all they have to say is that sucks. also on occasion they start a conversation and then 5 mintues in they are either really annoyed or dont text back or dont give a reason, they started the conversation...wtf. and someone who doesnt even bother to spell the whole word okay out.
a MASTER of less than four letter words
a MASTER of less than four letter words
1)person: omg my boyfriend just dumped me over my freaking best friend and their going out now.??!!?!!
guy pulling a darby: oh that sucks.
person: ive known you for 4 years and thats all you have to say.?
guy pulling a darby: yup.
2) person: Icant believe that you told them that.. like what was that for. cant you at least say sorry or something..
guy pulling a darby: okay.
person: you dont understand you ruined my life
guy pulling a darby: k
person: are you listening to me?
guy pulling a darby: kay.
guy pulling a darby: oh that sucks.
person: ive known you for 4 years and thats all you have to say.?
guy pulling a darby: yup.
2) person: Icant believe that you told them that.. like what was that for. cant you at least say sorry or something..
guy pulling a darby: okay.
person: you dont understand you ruined my life
guy pulling a darby: k
person: are you listening to me?
guy pulling a darby: kay.
by ILOVE YOUR FACEEE January 24, 2011
Get the pulling a darby mug.The biggest dump other then the city of Philly that has gone down hill due to assholes, hookers, low lives, bumbs, drugies and the dealers not to mention one of the world's biggest asshole mayors.
Wanna go to Upper Darby and grab a few hookers?
I went to Upper Darby and saved a whole bunch of money by switching my dealers.
Lets go to Upper Darby and go Bumb Hunting!
I learned today that the Upper Darby mayor is a jackass!
Upper Darby and Philly are crazy ass jungels!
I went to Upper Darby and saved a whole bunch of money by switching my dealers.
Lets go to Upper Darby and go Bumb Hunting!
I learned today that the Upper Darby mayor is a jackass!
Upper Darby and Philly are crazy ass jungels!
by Jimmy Tracey July 28, 2008
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Get the dordy mug.derby county, england's shittest football (soccer) team.
they're fans are commonly known as "sheep shaggers" to all other respectable teams.
they also need to take their head out of their ass, swallow they're pride (little as it may be) and admit that forest, who have twice been the best team in europe are better than them.
even leicester city are better than them and leicester are bollocks.
they're fans are commonly known as "sheep shaggers" to all other respectable teams.
they also need to take their head out of their ass, swallow they're pride (little as it may be) and admit that forest, who have twice been the best team in europe are better than them.
even leicester city are better than them and leicester are bollocks.
"yeh its true derby county lost again"
"all those fans of derby county really should get their dicks out of those sheep's asses and start watching their team lose"
"all those fans of derby county really should get their dicks out of those sheep's asses and start watching their team lose"
by Des Walker September 26, 2006
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