Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

ding zhang

a little bitch

you're such a ding zhang

by PepperoniSTD June 20, 2018

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 21, 2018

Ding 'em

The act of quickly penetrating someone in some orifice one single time, usually rape,

"You see those girls over there bro?"
"Yeah"
"You should Ding 'em"

"What got you in prison?"
"I dinged 'em in the butt"

by NiggletDigglet August 12, 2018

ding flong

Vilis ding flong

Vili used his ding flong last night when he was watching Romeo and Juliet

by Juliet wanted that ding dong August 19, 2018