decafeflated

The feeling of sadness when you lift your coffee cup to find it empty

Oh, i thought there was some left, im feeling decafeflated now

by pogman November 16, 2013

DeafCow 2.0

Someone named Sydney.

Sydney aka DeafCow 2.0

by Helpmestophatabuse January 8, 2016

dedafuckingcation

Having fucking dedication.

That lady is jogging with her baby she has dedafuckingcation

by jb121611 May 29, 2016

deafism

The act of becoming deaf

Don't make fun of his deafism

by Dicklick69 July 5, 2017

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

Deafness

Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.

-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.

by StafuYo April 7, 2018