1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.
The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.
A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.
2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.
A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.
2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"
Dan: "that's what she said!"
Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"
Dan: "marble like my dick!"
Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"
Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"
Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
Dan: "that's what she said!"
Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"
Dan: "marble like my dick!"
Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"
Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"
Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
by Euge K December 4, 2010
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Some chick: nope
Fuck, I gotta spray paint the bowl a bit I gotta meet up with my day kill!
Some chick: nope
Fuck, I gotta spray paint the bowl a bit I gotta meet up with my day kill!
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Get the day-em mug.An automobile with at least one faulty tail or head light, and thus can be safely driven only during the day.
Do you care if I crash here tonight? I'm sportin' the day rider and I just took six shots of tequila.
by turtle tom January 19, 2009
Get the day rider mug.A term generally used in Australia to describe a university students who isn't staying at an on campus residential college. Generally used as a derogatory term, cause everyone knows that College Kids are better than Day Kids. Day Kids are known to hate College Kids becasue College Kids have more fun.
by Master_Disaster1 April 29, 2010
Get the Day Kid mug.Every April 5th citizens of Fairmont BC wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. The day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. The morning is spent looking up into the crisp April air wondering what happened. Showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.
Are you going shopping today?
No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.
Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag
No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.
Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag
by Skidouche November 30, 2010
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dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water
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