chootia

an idiot, stupid person, any body and every body can be a chootia

choot marey chootia, gand marey shaitan aur jo donoon marey woh sab sey bara bhagwan

by Izzzy April 19, 2006

drunk as Cooter Brown

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

by freemason November 10, 2007

Chootopia

1.A mental state of bliss, a dream or a high consisting mainly of choot. (Often translates into the physical world)

2.An extreme Utopia or an extremely utopian situation.

Derived from various sub-contenental dialects such as, Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, Pushto, e.t.c

1.Hasaan has dozed off again.

Yeah, he visits chootopia often.

2. If I could erradicate poverty, illness and suffering from the world; become the richest man alive, marry thadaf and correct Fraz's kink; now, that would be total chootopia!

by Holy Dinga December 23, 2005

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

cootchie

another word for a female's crotch

There should be a law against cootchie cuters

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Cooter

synonym for vagina

ow, I just got kneed in the cooter!

by c.steelfox March 11, 2009

cooter plug

Noun.
A tampon, something a woman uses during her period.

She threw her cooter plug in the garbage.

by C. Pendergast November 17, 2006