custard drop

when Sam gets horny late at night on his farm, he sneaks out to the cattle to preform an act known as the custard drop and gets fertilised from the "custard drop" from the prized bull.

Sam tired out all the cattle last night he was out there custard dropping all night

by jims mowing.com May 10, 2021

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 08, 2024

Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.

I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.

by Coins May 13, 2009

Custard gremlin

A woman who has a deep love for an ejaculating penis

Man as he ejaculates on Tara: "you're such a custard gremlin"

by Elvis sharkey January 20, 2020

slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024