Curse of the A-Rod

The hypothetical curse that befell the Yankees as soon as they signed Alex Rodriguez, sending their payroll to over $200 mil. Their All-Star 1st baseman suffered from steroid withdrawal and maybe a pituitary tumor. Roger Clemens had a dominant year in Houston. Bernie became the worst defensive CF in the league. And then, the 2004 ALCS, the biggest choke job in sports history, in which Mariano became mortal and A-Rod showed his cheating whiny bitch glove-slapping soul to the world.

"Fate had to intervene for the Sox to win. It was the Curse of the A-Rod."

by Joe Shizzle January 23, 2005

Coonery Curse

Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.

The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.

Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos

Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!

Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?

Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....

by $teve-0H August 14, 2010

curse of the clevage

The curse of the clevage has haunted mankind since the dawn of low cut tops. When your looking through a crowd and suddenly 'WHACK' there's clevage! And even if you don't mean to you cant help but stare just for a second which is just long enough for the holder of the clevage to clock you and then your buggered. For help look up bonzo.

(Looking for someone in a crowd, panning across 'Woopah' theres clevage, pause for a second, realise look away quickly, be ashamed of yourself. (its not your fault)

by Biggles May 29, 2004

curred

South-English slang word for being drunk, see also lashed.

Man I was curred last nite! We bought shitloads of booze and went into town. I'm still pretty curred rite now...!

by Tyrkisk Peber Original October 12, 2008

Sophmore curse

The curse that almost every band befalls to after making a breakout first album and following it up with an album that could not match their original hits.

Weezer, Franz Ferdinand, The Arctic Monkeys, The Bravery, all victims of the Sophmore curse

by Meh.. May 26, 2008

Popoopulum Curse

A magical "uhh ooohh" that likes to comment on Deviantart, FurAffinity, and SheezyArt. The comments usually don't make any sense.

The answer is radish!

comment: "uhh ooohh my butt has a secret, don't tell my butt"

friend1: looks like you got the popoopulum curse
friend2: uhh ooohh

by popoopulum February 18, 2010

Curse

A supernatural affliction put upon one by another; usually for the bad and not the good.

Sexy Sue was unsexy after Jake threw that hex on her.

by Modge June 22, 2003