Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
by enim frater June 15, 2012
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Vietnamese Curb

When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
by duncanthedestroyer June 02, 2012
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Curbing

An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.
My friend Travis has had a curbing business for 12 years.
by calvis June 15, 2020
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Curbing

The act of looking for discarded items by the curb of a house that can be refurbished. Left as garbage after yard and garage sales. i.e. Furniture, reusable items, lamps, etc.
On Sunday , let''s go curbing for furniture to refurbish.
by Sjp1972 March 15, 2017
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Curbing

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other
“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”
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Curbing

The intense hardcore male version of scissoring. Many participants often experience bruising of the scrotal area. Often a form of symbiotic cock and ball torture. For the much gentler version of this position see curving.
Holy shit I've never seen such intense curbing before I think that guy might have a bleeding nut.
by Curvestomp April 08, 2022
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