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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
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Cupcaron

A heavenly, quasi orgasmic baked confection that is what happens when a cupcake and a macaron have a baby.
When a cupcake meets a macaron, they obviously can't resist one another and make a French-American sugar baby. This is a cupcaron.
by sharondormer March 27, 2015
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cupcake struggle

a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.
"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"
by No puttz April 11, 2015
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cupcakious delicious

A proper noun for someone who is cute like a Cupcake and Sweet like one as well.
I love you Cupcakious Delicious.
by Muffinous Gibson June 5, 2016
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Cupcaking

I am cupcaking via text message with this cute guy I'm interested in dating.
by KG8 May 11, 2018
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cupcake question

A super easy question given by a teacher. It may require memorizing a short answer but not any critical thinking. Usually given at the beginning of a test to give students easy points. Usually refers to rudimentary concepts taught at the very beginning of a unit/course.
Student 1: How'd you do on the exam?
Student 2: Bad. At least I got those cupcake questions right.
by cottag3ch33s3 December 13, 2018
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Cumackazi

The act of vigorously masterbating till just before climax and jumping cock-first into a vagina without protection
Person 1: Bruh... I just cumackazi'd about 3 weeks ago and my girl told me that she's pregnant.
Person 2: Oh, and who's the father?
Person 1: Listen here Jeremy, you little twink. Shut your whore mouth or I will cumackazi in you next
Person 2: But I'm a guy...
Person 1: Fuck, you right. I guess I'll do the anal equivalent to that. If only I knew what to call it...*Looks to reader*
by HandlesMoreLikeLabels October 25, 2019
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