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cunt

CUNT. Cant Understand Normal Thinking.
Used to describe one who is irrational, illogical, or argumenative in trivial matters. Someone who is unwilling to listen to reason. Someone who can be presented with factual information, and ignore the information, continuing to press their point.
Boy: "Mom I left because I didn't feel safe. Jim pushed me and I thought I was going to get beat up."
Mom: "Well I didn't want you to leave. You should have stayed with me. The bible says to honor thy father and thy mother."
Boy: "Well the bible also says that when Jesus was persecuted, he fled."
Mom: "Well that doesn't matter. You should have listened to me"
Boy: *Walks away* "My mom is such a cunt"
by BlackSunRising September 30, 2007
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cunting

Cunting is the sport where a guy and a few buddies go somewhere with a large amount of girls like to the beach or to a party etc...When the guys get to their destination, they break away from each other and go off looking for girls to fuck. The next morning they will all meet and the guy with the most kills(fucks)wins the game.
Tom: yo carson, i just got some gear for cunting;)

Carson: Nice man, u, me, brad, and jonny should go cunting this weekend!

Tom: hells yah!
by King Cunter June 27, 2007
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cunt

ADJ- direct synonym for well-built; also strong, sturdy, tight, etc.; direct antonym of jenky

origin: "cunt" is a very strong, sturdy sounding adjective that should/can be used to describe well-built, sturdy, tight, strong, non-jenky objects.
This table is cunt. (This table is well-built and sturdy)
My cunt's cunt is cunt. (My girlfriend's vagina is tight)

That bed used to be jenky, until I fixed it; now it's cunt.
by mycuntscuntiscunt May 13, 2010
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cunt

A term used to degrade women, which in fact is another word for vagina. So, unless you hate vagina's, woman shouldn't be offended when called a cunt. People who use the word in a way to be offensive just lack vocabulary skills!
Statement: "You're a cunt!"
Correct Response: "Thanks!"
by weedem June 18, 2009
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Cunt

There is no "I" in cunt but there is a "U"!
by Ski F August 23, 2007
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Cunt

What it Literally Means: "Vagina" (an offensive term for vagina!)

Slang Meaning: The rudest way to bad mouth a guy or girl, even worst than saying "fuck you", "cock-sucker" and etc.

Australian slang:

1. A "dickhead".

2. Or else it means "this guy/dude" in a happy/positive manner, but may be taken as an offence by the mid/elder generation, people that don't like course language or foul mouthed jokes in general.

So it is usually said to friends that you know very well and are okay with dirty/foul mouthed humor, but may be taken as seriously offensive from strangers.

So it's to only say to people amongst young generations that you know very well!
However if you don't know them well or else strangers and you say to them cunt and they still remain peaceful, it's either that they know your joking/humorous, their difficult to offend or else their just ignoring your foul mouthed/rude/provocative behaviour (they don't want to reply/fight back).

3. A very rude and obscene way of saying "mate/buddy/pal.

Universal slang: Very offensive, a capital coarse language and the rudest thing you can say to someone!
Besides women take more offense than men if said to or heard out aloud or in public!
Universal example: I hate this fuckin idiot, I wanna kill him, he's a cunt!

Universal example 2: Did you just call me an asshole and then say stuff about my mom? Oh yeah well your a cunt!

Reply: Wtf, did you just call me??

(Bang, bang a FIGHT!).

Australian slang: Josho you cunt, sup bro, wanna go party or some shit tonight? (Friend to Friend).

Australian slang 2: Look at this cunt there, he's got a sick car (a cool car). (Meaning this dude has a nice car).

Australian slang 3: Look at this cunt, I like his hair.

Reply: I've gotta a name!

Reply 2: sorry dude.

(He was trying to say look at this guy/dude I like his hair, but the stranger took offense because he doesn't know him).

Australian slang 4:

Ryan: Right the airport is just on your left.

Matt: You gonna miss me?

Ryan: Yeah cunt.

(Meaning "yeah mate/buddy/pal").

Australian slang 5:

Mitch: Sup cunt :)

Stranger: Wtf!?

Mitch: Relax, I'm just saying "hello", btw why your offended in Australia it's a happy way of speech?

Stranger: Yeah I know, but do I know ya??

Mitch: No, sorry :)

Stranger: Yeah, than fuck off!!

Real meaning example:

Doctor: Kylie can I please see your cunt?

Kylie: Hahahah. I think you mean vagina. Don't say that word again you could of got yourself in trouble or else a fight.
Yeah if I wasn't nice enough, I could've slapped you across the face.

Doctor: Sorry :).
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) March 12, 2016
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