Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.

That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 02, 2024

Cuban sip

Drinking by taking mouthful sip

Mazizi took a Cuban sip of rum

by Mazizi March 10, 2021

cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 15, 2025

cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 15, 2025

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 01, 2017

Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way

Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend

by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020

cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team

The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year

by not jason kidd April 10, 2023