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cart cunt

A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.
The cart cunt usually hits this part of the office at 2 pm every day.
by MindFireDX September 20, 2016
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Carthewed

The process of starting an assignment the night before its due in, but still being a jammy shit and doing well. Being carthewed also involves the consumption of 3 cans of monster, while having sweating episodes that can only be compared to Peter Kay in a sauna. Furthermore, carthewisation involves the person to become so slow, half the assignment has eroded away before completion.
Person 1: Hey, wuu2 tonight bro?
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*
by carthewed March 8, 2017
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Carter B.

This kids a complete baller dude. He breaks people’s ankles all day. He’s a savage. One thing, if you beat him in a 1v1 he’ll get jealous and kill you and your family!
George: I hate Basketball
Koonce: I wish I was Carter B.
by Ujama May 7, 2018
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Carter Lee

Carts the man. The best guy in th world
Carter Lee is the best guy in the world
by Carts_the_man June 7, 2018
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Carter

Seems nice at first but then gets bored of the girl he’s dating so he flirts with others but then gets broken up with and tries to go back. Also usually has a shitty hairline and acme.
Ugh that kid is such a Carter. Yeah he spread my nudes everywhere and then asked me out again.
by YahYeetBeatMyMeat October 10, 2018
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Carter

Carter

Usually a super hot dude. He is sporty but not obsessed. He is the sweet yet not silent type. He has many friends. He acts like he is not fricken beautiful, but he is. He is absolutely hilarious!!!!!! He is not afraid to show his true self, a specially around the girl/guy he likes! If you get to know him you will never wanna loose him. Also you better be careful cuz he is HOTT And you will probably fall for him!!
Girl talking with friend: Giggles
Friend: what’s up?
Girl: LOOK ITS CARTER HE IS SO HOT!! #sohot
by Pleaselikeminearelegit April 23, 2019
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Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin
Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas
by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019
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