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custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.
Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.
by ez1134 March 22, 2017
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Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.
I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.
by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
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custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy
-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded
by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017
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Custard tart

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?
by Nikesem December 14, 2018
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Custard Ice Cream

it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)
Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy
by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019
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Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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