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Crotch Rat 

Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/

A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch

Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!

Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.

Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
Crotch Rat by Chrijones July 24, 2012

crotch bubble 

When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.
guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you're right!
crotch bubble by doombuddy January 27, 2008

Crotch Pack 

A group of guys that follow around specific good and semi good looking women...
Stephanie's Crotch Pack were already at the house by the time we all got there...
Crotch Pack by easygoinperson February 27, 2008

Crotch mute 

A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.
"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."
Crotch mute by Eustace Tilley December 19, 2008

Crotch Chicken 

A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.
Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!
Crotch Chicken by ivi_3 December 24, 2008

Crotch Ferret 

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.
Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.
Crotch Ferret by Masmai April 25, 2009