dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.

Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.

by God Hisself June 8, 2023

crapacious

the act of being "crappy"; low-quality; disappointing

The movie "The Hulk" was beyond crapacious.

by Cookie August 23, 2003

Carpal toungal

numbness and fatigue experienced after performing cunnilingus for an extended period of time

John could hardly form words after performing oral sex on his wife for a whole hour, clearly he was suffering from carpal toungal.

by Mojimo July 21, 2011

hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay

(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007

Flux capacitor

combination of Red Bull and Jager. also known as a Jager-bomb. the combination of these drinks makes Time Travel (blacking out) possible.

Bartender give me a Flux capacitor (no bartender knows this name for a drink.....yet)

by djmx21 March 29, 2008

crapastic

A negative term made by a combination of crappy and fantastic (with fantastic in this case meaning extreme.)

I got stuck with a crapastic accompanist for that audition.

by Leslie Knowles June 15, 2008