calculus

a type of math studied by the boy band 2gether

I know my calculus, it says you+me=us ! HAHAHAHAH

by Captain Illmatic November 18, 2006

No Calculators Allowed

When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.

If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.

by MathPlus October 31, 2021

Calc n break the bed

Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.

Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springs came out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.

by peachesandplums October 22, 2016

Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.

I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...

by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017

calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

by Bilbo Baggins November 14, 2006

the calculus song

a highly obnoxious song by an obsolete mtv boy band blasted over 1200 watt speakers (revenge)

I know my calculus:
U + ME = US
Yeah Baby!

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

alabama crabcake

when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.

John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.

by Ifixlexus November 9, 2007