Cooter Crabs

The type of genital crabs that chicks get in there vagina.

That chick I fucked last night gave me her cooter crabs.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

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Mr. Crabs

A thicc ass crab you dont want in your bed.

Mr. Crabs is Raping me This isnt fake im serious oh go helplrgpouhrg

by icantfindanameso December 18, 2019

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A sex act wherein a woman tucks both legs behind her head and the man sets her upon his cock and proceeds to spin her like a top. When looked upon from the side the woman appears like a crab because of the round shap her legs make and her arms are like the claws.

i got that girl in the Austrian Crab last night and spun the skin off my dick!!!

by Vertikon May 5, 2011

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Crab Dribble

1. Lebron James signature move.

lebron crab dribbled then hit the game winning shot but was called for traveling.the official apparently did not know that he was lebron james. and therefore never travels.

by lebron4mvp January 5, 2009

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ocean crabs

Slang term for the prescription drug OxyContin.

"oohhh shit i love me some ocean crabs goin up my nose!"

by durtyd January 27, 2008

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Crab Eyes

Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.

Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.

Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.

Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.

by jubberz September 25, 2010

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