sexy cough syrup

A tasty cocktail made of southern comfort, coca cola and raspberry cordial

I'll take one sexy cough syrup

by Therealdave1 September 9, 2023

*disturbing coughing noise*

Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.

-hey so I found something in your room..
-*disturbing coughing noise*

by Hoooo Boy April 17, 2019

pre-cough swallow

Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.

I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

sarcastic coughing fit

When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.

1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*

by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010

Coughing Up Dust

To jerk off so many times in a day you barely cum anything.

Oh, man. I was so bored yesterday, at the end of it I was coughing up dust.

by Sillynilley August 15, 2011

cough up a lung

Usually a phenomenon present in the cannabis community amongst stoners and sufferers of conditions like acute bronchitis or pneumonia which refers to the excessive, continuous, almost always painful, heave inducing, tomato face consequent coughing fit the results in great exhaustion.

Guy: Dude I was at my buddy's last night and I took a huge hit from his 3 chamber honeycomb bong! Made me cough up a lung!

by Dayserking June 9, 2014

Bermuda cough drop

When someone coughs or sneezes so hard they loose bowel control and let a massive wet fart containing more shit then fart.

I knew Stanley wasn't feeling well when he sneezed and left a Bermuda cough drop on new shag rug.

by Johnnyzesty December 22, 2008