Definitions by Johnnyzesty
Shag brownie
When wearing shorts or nude you sit on a white shag rug and leave a wet fart which leaves a shit stain so severe the rug must be replaced.
Steve was watching the hockey game before taking a bath. When there was a fight he got so worked up he left a Shag brownie which his wife couldn't clean. They had to replace the whole damn white shag rug.
Shag brownie by Johnnyzesty February 9, 2009
Bermuda cough drop
When someone coughs or sneezes so hard they loose bowel control and let a massive wet fart containing more shit then fart.
Bermuda cough drop by Johnnyzesty December 22, 2008