cougar milf 

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

cougar milf by elive May 29, 2017

Cougar curieux

Se dit de quelqu’un qui explore et envisage l’idée d’être attiré par les personnes plus âgées

Personne 1: Même si elle a plus de 10 ans que moi, j’envisage peut être la possibilité de me mettre avec elle. Je pense que ça ne me déplairait pas

Personne 2: ah tu es cougar curieux

Cougar curieux by Maxime. C November 25, 2021

Cougar Story 

Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).

"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"

Cougar Story by Steve Enterprise October 8, 2008

Cougar Crack 

Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.

Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.

Cougar Crack by debbie desmoines June 2, 2010

Cougar Alert 

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

Cougar Alert by Alert! May 10, 2014

cougar eyed 

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

cougar eyed by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed April 3, 2016

Cougar Nuts 

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

Cougar Nuts by Saggs the boobs August 24, 2009