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Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.
Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.
by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011
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Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
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stripper coma

this is caused by an overdose of stripper attention. When a man passes out from too much attention of strippers and as of consequence, he wakes up with a full erection.
Man I woke up with stripper coma!
by Geek_god_101 February 17, 2013
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Book Coma

When a person is so engrossed in a book they are unable to stop reading it until they finish the book.
She spend the entire day in a book coma, refusing to eat or take a break. When she got to the end and finally shut the book with a sigh of satisfaction, she realized she was starving and REALLY had to pee!
by Frael August 19, 2013
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Mumford Coma

noun

A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014
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Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.
"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
by 5ghayter January 13, 2015
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