Cuddle Struggle

Trying to cuddle with someone who doesn't want to cuddle with you. Also a gentle way to say rape.

I hope this girl gives it up tonight, I don't want to have a cuddle struggle to get some.

by LowlifeCankles March 20, 2011

cuddlebitch

a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"

Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"

by mingemuncher September 24, 2009

Cuddle Cowboy

When two homosexual males take a shit on each others chests, then give each other a long shitty hug and smell each others shit.

Barri and morrie gave each other a cuddle cowboy, and then licked the shit off each others chest.

by Crisp June 25, 2008

cuddle puddle

a group of several people who are on ecstasy and are comforting each other by hugging

look! that's what you call a cuddle puddle

by gashlycrumb February 17, 2003

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

spicy cuddles

When you and your partner are having cute cuddles and you do the sexy

Hey babe, wanna have spicy cuddles tonight?

by Black_spindle_ January 19, 2021

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.

1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008