pussy juice cocktail 

when a woman has a squirting orgasm, the man catches as much cuntjuice as he can, adds in his own semen, and mixes in alcohol (usually Vodka) and they both drink it. warning, this is a great way to Catch STD's

dude, that hoe gave me the best tasting pussy juice cocktail i have ever had

pussy juice cocktail by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006

shrimp cocktail 

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

shrimp cocktail by poidog May 17, 2008

Nitey-Nite Cocktail 

A cocktail consist of 1 quart Jack Daniels whiskey to 1 package of Nytol/Unisom. This cocktail is best served 1 hour before bedtime.

1 cup of this and you will be OUT, permanently.

Nitey-Nite Cocktail by saints_60426 November 13, 2003

molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1

Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.

molotov cocktail by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

shrimp cocktail 

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

shrimp cocktail by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

Sourtoe Cocktail 

A cocktail only served in Dawson, Yukon. Contains hard liqour and a human toe.

The next time we go to Canada, we're gonna go get us some sourtoe cocktails

Sourtoe Cocktail by :-P :-P October 10, 2008

eye cocktail 

A very attractive waitress or bartender.

The drinks there are overpriced. But you're really paying for the eye cocktail.

eye cocktail by HenryThe8th September 20, 2009