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Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.
Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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Clusterfuckary

Something external that pisses you off. Usually other peoples shanagans
What in the clusterfuckary is this shit
by Callmestitch January 29, 2023
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Clusterfuck

The Family Court of England and Wales
The Family Court of England and Wales is one big Clusterfuck.
by urbanrebell March 6, 2023
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Clusterfuck

Hey Lisa, did you end up playing clusterfuck last night? I need some divine intervention after that last round!
by SlickityNickity June 5, 2023
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clusterfuckstrated

When you are frustrated by the clusterfuck you have going on.
“John are you OK?” “ yeah I’m just clusterfuckstrated with what’s going on here”
by Slippery906 June 26, 2023
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Clusterfuck

Life experiences manifested by a person/s fearlessly pushing the boundaries of what is possible with the faith that every mistake is a learning.
Thank clusterfuck for that, Amen!”
by Capuchin May 1, 2024
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Clusterfucks

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.
Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!
by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025
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