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cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation
your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)
by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009
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Claustrophobia

Your making me claustrophobic
Oh so your afraid of Santa Claus, so you have claustrophobia
by Chickenpop May 24, 2013
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Clusterphobic

The point and time when a situation becomes "Too Much". The breaking point where you feel like you must get out now, or you might start to panic. Similar to claustraphobia, however it usually involves a Cluster-Fuck situation.
Girl we are about to have to go right now. I'm about to get clusterphobic.
by ATLFINEPEACH January 19, 2008
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cluster

Disorganization; chaos; illogical.
Traffic was a cluster during rush hour.
by JMydlak August 9, 2004
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Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !
by Mister KPO January 4, 2009
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clusterfuck

Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.
Example 1:

Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"

Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."

Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"

Example 2:

Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"

Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"
by SoCaliCali January 10, 2009
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cluster flies

mentioned in a song by Phish. slow moving, attic dwelling flies.
"I never really heard of cluster flies"
by danidae September 11, 2006
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