Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.

Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?

by Chef Bones May 14, 2013

claymaniac

A lover of all things clay specifically claymation films.

Of course I've seen Coraline. I'm a fucking claymaniac brah!

by Jhonnyduppleup December 11, 2016

Clayton

someone fat, video game playing,chip muncher, mcdonalds craver, soda drinker, but a savage

John: Hey get me more chips I'm on a game and I can't!
Me: YES SIR YOU CLAYTON!
John: Thanks a lot, you ass!

by asscrunchinglatino69 January 5, 2017

Clayton Chaney

Most likely related to Hitler. The type of guy who would remove 2 ribs just to suck his own dick. That gay ass motherfucker that likes The Beatles.

He's a Clayton Chaney.

by YogiHitThis March 1, 2017

clayton rix

Cool,music,rare, hot,panda,boss

Damm you are a Clayton rix

by Clayton boss June 14, 2017

clymoth

Clymoth is an humble man with a well hidden sense of humor, but once he trusts you he will share his humor with you. Hard working, kind, enjoys simple pleasures. No need for fancy foods, he's not out to impress anyone. He can feast on beans and cornbread and be perfectly content. A good heart, a gentle spirit, a loyal confidant, Clymoths are rare and valuable. If you find a Clymoth, cling to him. He will never treat you wrong.

He's a Clymoth kind of man.

by Jinxus Lieutsche August 27, 2017

clamour shot

Female version of a dick pict. An intimate selfie of ones private bits.

That chick I met on Tinder last week is really into me. She keeps sending me all of these clamour shots, and now she's gone and vagazzled herself.

by leftoverbacon November 10, 2017