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misty jewel clark

A curious girl who loves to stargaze and loves the feeling of the wind against her skin. True Bleu Baby.
Misty Jewel Clark always means what she says and says what she means
by Mystified Misfit November 24, 2022
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Mrs. Clark

A fatass 7th grade teacher who is so stupid she makes her own problems her students problems aswell, not to mention that she is always moaning when she stands up or sits down or doing anything that requires one ounce of physical prowess. She also only favors up to 4 students out of a classroom of 30.
by THEurbanmenace May 14, 2022
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click clackin

It means startin shit without knowledge of otha peoples capabilities. Therefore the results is the otha person gettin they ass whipped.
These white boys down herre click clackin.
by Eezzy August 2, 2006
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click clack

1.)The sound of a pistol being cocked, or the sound of imminant death.
2.)A rap song by Slim Thug
"We were talkin shit then we heard *click clack* and he pulled out a 45."
by 3nchirit0 February 6, 2006
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clacker

just the best word for a womans fanny!!!
"what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!"
by russell williams May 13, 2006
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clack

Most commonly used to describe aggressive, carnal sex which harkens to the exaggerated "ass-clap" sounds of mainstream pornography. Commonly accompanied with obnoxiously loud clapping of the hands for effect.

Its long form, "clack-a-lack," may also be used for special emphasis.

Rhymes with "gak," which, besides being an archaic Nickelodeon product, is a slang word for semen and/or ejaculating. Thus, to say "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own ejaculation and subsequent bragging rights.

May also be used to suggest any contact between two hard surfaces, usually instigated in an aggressive fashion.
Women (or men on the receiving end) may find the term "clack" offensive, as they are often referred as the pronoun "it" or "that" rather than named outright.

Thus,

"Dude, did you clack that shit?"
"Hell yeah I clacked it!"

Sounds much better than:

"Dude, did you clack her?"
"Hell yeah I clacked her!"

If the subject must be named in the sentence, then the pronoun "it" is still included and precedes the subject:

"Oh man, I'd love to clack it with the Olson twins."

Examples of non-sexual uses:

"Somebody tell this guy to scram before he gets clacked in the jaw."

"Damn, he clacked it out of the park!"
by jefeljefe January 4, 2010
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Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
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