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Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"
by granny clay December 4, 2017
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Clay

The most sexiest motherfucker to ever exist (also and aries which makes him 100x better)
**Boy1**: He's an aries?
**Boy2** : Yes
**Boy1**: Is he also a Clay?
**Boy2**: Yup,the guys a keeper
by cVix April 13, 2022
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Clay

A gaping ass gay boy who only fingers herself with a cactus pillows that are coated in lube and need to clean but he wont because he is a gay little white whore who lives in gay town with his ten boyfriends that he has an orgy with every single FUCKIng
Boy 1: ur a nigger

Boy 2: UR A CLAY
by nigga niiga niigaaaa November 20, 2019
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stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads
"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"
by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015
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Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.
Oh shit, there’s clay. run.
by Tonya Baxter April 15, 2020
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tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.
by Sauce bucket December 20, 2017
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Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.
When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.
by Lady Tommo November 3, 2010
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