Creamy Caesar

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

by FannyFondler December 14, 2008

Caesar

When the rim of a woman's vagina is covered in sand after having sex on the beach. The rim of the sand covered vagina is much like the rim of a flavoured Caesar glass.

I boned this chick on the beach last night and by the end she had a total caesar.

by TaffynSuch October 14, 2009

Clansexual

When someone belongs to more than one gaming clan and plays different games with the members.

Where is Manclad tonight ?

Oh he is playing Fifa with Gamerdads or GT5 with PSL but he is not with us ACOG tonight. He'll be on later with us in MW2 or BC2 no doubt.

He is so clansexual, he is such a clan whore.

by tlpn99 December 16, 2010

clamslammer

clamslammer- slang for a penis.

after years of agony, Beverly realized she would never again have the enjoyment of a good clamslammer.

by steve and will February 14, 2008

prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

by scodder May 19, 2010

claps

gonorhea gonorhea

it hurtsa whenb u pee-a when u pee-a

enjoy ur dick while it lasts

lick the gonorhea of my dick

by Libido January 10, 2005

three claps

A game where if one individual claps three times in quick succession, as in only 1 or 2 seconds between claps, he may backhand another guy in the balls unless the recipient claps once before contact is made or three seconds pass. If the attacker follows through with the strike anyway, the recipient is allowed to hit/kick/punch the original attacker with as much force as humanly possible.

Lets go tigers, lets go.
*three claps*
*hit neighbor in the nuts*
*neighbor doubles over*

by MyNameIsInUseByAnotherUser October 23, 2007