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Chinese Kilt

When an individual is given head under the table cloth of a fancy Chinese restaurant. It has been given this name due to the fact that the table cloth resembles a kilt on the head receiver's lap.
Dude, she totally gave me a Chinese Kilt at Pf Chang's the other night.
by FabioForever June 11, 2010
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Chineseum

Metal-like substance used in the forming of trade goods in the shape of common hand tools. Commonly available at merchants whose name suggests large amounts of trade goods and a bay or similar feature used as a safe place to moor vessels.

While the actual composition of Chineseum is unknown (and seems to vary from one item to the next), the common understanding is that despite its shape tool-like objects comprised of Chineseum can only be used once, if at all.
I had to get six stitches in my hand after I mistook a Chineseum socket for a real one.
by pdp_8 February 12, 2019
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Chinese Government

BULLSHIT it's the same thing

I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.

Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.

There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!
me : what do you think about your government in China?
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here (Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
by shmaters gee April 13, 2009
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Chinese Water Sacking

When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.
Dude! Hayden and I just played a wicked game of Chinese Water Sacking!
by Gelanedus November 27, 2011
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Chinese puppetry

This is the abbreviated term which accuses Democrats of being unduly influenced by the Chinese.
Joe has revived the art of Chinese puppetry!
by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021
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Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.
Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.
by G005E October 11, 2006
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