Chineseum

Metal-like substance used in the forming of trade goods in the shape of common hand tools. Commonly available at merchants whose name suggests large amounts of trade goods and a bay or similar feature used as a safe place to moor vessels.

While the actual composition of Chineseum is unknown (and seems to vary from one item to the next), the common understanding is that despite its shape tool-like objects comprised of Chineseum can only be used once, if at all.

I had to get six stitches in my hand after I mistook a Chineseum socket for a real one.

by pdp_8 February 12, 2019

Chinedum

This name is from the Igbo speaking culture of West Africa. Chinedum (Chee--neh'--doom)

It means God is leading me. God is the real leader of all the faithful ones who trusts Him and trusts in His saving power. Just as surely as Jehovah God leads His people to the promised land, we must trust the Divine One and let Him be the guide and our Light in what takes lead in our lives.

Chinedum is a boy's name in the Igbo speaking culture, it means God is leading me.

by Cinnamonroll080 November 22, 2018

chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.

Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."

Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"

Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.

Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."

Jessica: "Just go and check!"

Kate: "Alright Jessy."

by Angela Buns November 30, 2021