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Chineseum is the cheapest and most versatile element on the periodic table. It's often used in cloning modern electronics so that affordable variations are available to the general population. Most of the Chineseum in the known universe can be found in China on Earth.

Atomic Symbol: Ch
Atomic Number: 28.5
"I didn't want to spend $600 on a new iPad Pro, so I ordered a qPad from China. It's made from 100% pure Chineseum."
by detectivedavidhoffman March 31, 2017
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