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chestered

to be screwed over by a roommate's irresponsibility, suffering consequences such as eviction or lawsuits.
He lost track of his finances and I got chestered.; I didn't have anything to do with it, they totally chestered me!
by lather December 3, 2010
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Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.
Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington
by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015
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chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.
Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)
by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007
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chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.
Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.
by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010
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Chester Bennington

To hang oneself
"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."
by Rakgor October 18, 2017
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Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people
Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
by randomuser123 December 18, 2012
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chestermagic

Chestermagic is the unique ability held by individuals to connect with just about anyone in a very compressed period of time. Chestermagic is employed generally in challenging situations where two or more individuals must work through their differences to achieve an outcome.

Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.
"That person can be a challenge, all I need is a little Chestermagic to get things on the right track."

"Chestermagic has never failed me."

"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."

Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.
by bpct October 30, 2013
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