Chaotic

SuperSeizer is Chaotic

"Chaotic"

by Eye-Guy July 3, 2020

Charot

Low-key used in flirting or throwing a shade.

I can be your girlfriend charot!
Omg you’ve gained weight chour.

by idontwannafallasleepjustyet January 30, 2020

Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

Chattaway

Is lazy brummie that does not fucking work

He goes in late, goes home early and expects to ber paid well! I wish he wouls chattaway all day!

by Nick69 August 7, 2008

chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Chaotic Fist

A sexual position in which the male inserts his fist into the female's vagina, and proceeds to swing it around in a circle as if using a lasso.

Dude, I totally chaotic fisted Eric's mom last night!

by chaotic fist October 16, 2008

Chattalk

A language similar in concept to the writing style developed by whoever invented the first PDA to write. The main difference here being that Chattalk is comprised of short acronyms and intentional misspellings of words in order to shorten the time used in texting and instant messaging.

Dude I so just got laid.

ROFLMAO!! Ur such a fukn virgo.

Whats with the Chattalk man?

New fone.

by Unholy Jester March 3, 2009