charkington

a deadbeat father.

DAMNNNN! Must suck that your father is Charkington Oscar!

by Soondi March 3, 2024

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

Canking

Basically edging your shit, like turtlenecking it, letting the shit pop out a bit from your anus, but not letting it fall.

Dude I was canking all of last night, it felt so good

by M4tr1x March 20, 2024

chacking

To dance in a silly or rambunctious way.

he was chacking with his brother.

by Lord farqaude April 8, 2024

Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

Chainking

The act of someone repeatedly tugging a metal chain through someone's anal canal in a similar fashion to pulling the pull start on a lawn mower.

Person 1: I found this big long metal chain, what would you like to do with it?
Person 2: Do you want to do some chainking?

by TittyDiddler33 April 20, 2024

Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024