smiley chain

Chain with a lock on it used for self-defense or assault. Street term. Some say it has to have TWO locks on it, that the two locks leave two marks on the recipient's head that resemble a smiley face. WRONG! Just one lock is used. Originally it was usually a masterlock combination lock that was used, which is round. The round housing of the lock leaves a crescent-shaped mark resembling a smile. The weapon probably originated as a weapon of convenience -- cyclists had them on hand to lock up their bikes and when attacked they grabbed what they had handy. So it's an effective weapon that can't be called weapon by the cops (if you have a bike, or course!).

Some jackass with a knife tried to take my wallet and new bike, so I caught him upside the head with my smiley chain. At least he still has THAT smile on his face.

by the all-knowing beakman October 19, 2010

if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

by Waitingtolive July 24, 2020

off the chain

Out of control, wild fun. Just like when your pitbull gets off the chain in the back yard and tears through the neighborhood.

I may be a 35-year-old white DJ from Maine, but this joint is off the chain!

by Dan_Maine December 28, 2005

fire chain

A girl who is so physically unattractive, usually with respect to her face, it looks like someone lit her face on fire an put it out with a chain.

Damn! That girl is a wicked fire chain.

by Zac S July 25, 2008

Gaisy Chain

Sexual practice involving a group of men forming a circle simultaneously engaging in anal sex.

John was with Paul who was with George who was with Ringo who was back with John in a Gaisy Chain

by dubdee January 19, 2009

All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

Cheat Chain Fail

When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, and it turns out the smart kid got the wrong answer, so now the whole class is wrong.

Last time we organized the cheat chain for a test, the nerd of the class, Sarah, actually got the answer wrong, and I failed my test.
Our cheat chain became a cheat chain fail.

by sunilirioh March 4, 2009