condom sex

Sex that involves (when especially not pleasurable) the use of a standard or generic condom; the event in which a man's sexual experience, stimulation or pleasure is stunted by the condom. Typically used as a negative term but has known benefits such as (sometimes) feeding a man's stamina in order to further satisfy his partner.

I slept with Wendy from psychology class last night but the dry rubber we used produced condom sex.

Because we had condom sex, I was able to last much longer with Julie.

by 124389538ythry December 7, 2012

CANDYMAN

Noun: a person having a dick so sweet it will give you cavities.

Brandan:"John single handedly caused the great tootheless prostitute epidemic of 96, he truely is the candyman."

by Buck-cake November 21, 2017

Finger Condom

Traditionally a finger condom to used like a glove to protect a finger that has been cut;

Althought one can use it to protect the finger when finger banging.

When finger banging J wore a finger condom cause his girlfriend hasn't wash her cunt for a week.

by Shadow August 30, 2004

cone condom

The sanitary paper wrapper that surrounds ice cream cones so employees do not physically touch the cone. Sometimes referred to as "conedoms."

Stephen: Let's go to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
Tony: Sounds good, but their cones have those annoying cone condoms on them.

by Pakers December 27, 2008

Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.

jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break

by ilyHudy June 14, 2010

foot condom

Those little one-time-use nylon socks they provide in some shoe stores to use when trying on shoes. They usually come in a box like tissues.

Don't try on that sandal barefoot, use a foot condom!

by maddi_20 October 7, 2012

candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.

"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you

by sbd mofo December 31, 2009