by Boom box July 9, 2019
Get the Callum purdie mug.Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him
Callum a pedo
by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019
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Get the callum mug.An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.
by fricklemypickle November 15, 2019
Get the Callum Crighton mug.the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.
¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.
he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
ya he is soooo weird.
he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019
Get the callum mug.Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much
Might have a penis.
Might have a penis.
Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.
by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019
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