Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"
by DEVGRU June 20, 2006
Get the Caffeinated Cheerleader mug.Coercively Assigned Female At Birth. Doctors designate expected gender identity based upon anatomy at birth. Cisgender women, trans* men, non-binary people, and intersex people may be CAFAB.
mother after giving birth: "Is it a girl or a boy?"
doctor: "It's CAFAB."
mother: "...?"
doctor: "Its external anatomy mirrors that of many females, but we don't actually know if it's a girl or not. You'll have to wait and see."
doctor: "It's CAFAB."
mother: "...?"
doctor: "Its external anatomy mirrors that of many females, but we don't actually know if it's a girl or not. You'll have to wait and see."
by originaliswrong May 23, 2014
Get the CAFAB mug.Its like high-octane fuel for the brain. Its a vitamin.
Found in guarana (only good if you want a nice drink, if its only for the vitamin, then its overpricy) but mostly coffee of course. Supplements like No-Doz pills have actually their caffeine from coffee decaffeinator byproducts.
Chocolate contains too much calories to be acceptable as source of caffeine.
To get the RDA in caffeine if you don't like coffee drink Diet Coke/Pepsi/etc.
Useful info now. Caffeine doesn't act like coke or speed! It doesn't act on the same pathway! Actually it mainly blocks the "drowsiness-inducing molecules" a.k.a adenosine from acting. But it doesn't act of dopamine (=feel good) pathway like the other drugs.
Found in guarana (only good if you want a nice drink, if its only for the vitamin, then its overpricy) but mostly coffee of course. Supplements like No-Doz pills have actually their caffeine from coffee decaffeinator byproducts.
Chocolate contains too much calories to be acceptable as source of caffeine.
To get the RDA in caffeine if you don't like coffee drink Diet Coke/Pepsi/etc.
Useful info now. Caffeine doesn't act like coke or speed! It doesn't act on the same pathway! Actually it mainly blocks the "drowsiness-inducing molecules" a.k.a adenosine from acting. But it doesn't act of dopamine (=feel good) pathway like the other drugs.
"Caffeine is also named Trimethylxanthine"
by QuartzRox March 28, 2004
Get the caffeine mug.adj. Word used by Puertoricans to describe a person who is and lives a very ghetto way of life.
Someone who lives a low life and has bad taste for what they consider "luxury".
Someone who lives a low life and has bad taste for what they consider "luxury".
Look at that fool, he thinks his gold painted Jordans are the shit, if he only knew he looks cafre.
Mirate a este bobo,se cree que las Jorad color oro matan. Se nota que el tipo es un cafre.
Mirate a este bobo,se cree que las Jorad color oro matan. Se nota que el tipo es un cafre.
by Islita December 10, 2007
Get the cafre mug.A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.
by danno November 22, 2004
Get the cafetorium mug.Synonymous with internet cafe; a place that serves coffee, drinks and has terminals and internet connections to rent by the hour.
The cyber café where Mark tended to end up, evening after evening, served a mediocre Napa white and superb T1 internet access. Mark had a laptop and a dial-up connection in his apartment, but he preferred the faster online connection and the false sense of camaraderie at the café. In truth, no one ever spoke to anyone else there--even the barrista made the drinks in church-like silence. Each patron sipped at his computer booth, lost in a cyberworld of their own creation.
There was a bright new banner, announcing an online dating service. “30 Days, Guaranteed or Your Money Back!” it boasted. What the hell, thought Mark, who was an optimist despite some notable dating disasters in the past. There was that gal from Medway, the one with the three cats and the bad case of…Mark shuddered and tried to wipe that image out of his mind. What the hell, thought Mark, and signed on.
Night after night, he faced a woman across a table, and night after night the same thoughts were exchanged: He’s better than I thought. She’s worse than I imagined. I could manage him, if he’d get a better job. Why can’t there be a woman who’s smart and doesn’t look and smell like exactly a pit bull, thought Mark. There has to be one. Somewhere.
Then he met Belkis. “I changed my name from Magda, “ she confided. Magda, he thought, is a pretty exotic name already. What about Magda needed changing? He didn’t ask.
Belkis was smart, all right, and beautiful, in a dark and somewhat masculinely sinister way. Her figure was taut, her brows somewhat low, and her teeth looked white, but sharp. She wore red lipstick that left a mark on the espresso cups like a vampire bite.
Starting over wasn’t so bad, Mark thought. He didn't like his old job, his cramped apartment or that town anyway. Changing your identity could even be exciting, if you looked at it in the right light. He hadn’t heard from Belkis or her lawyers in over a month. Too bad he forgot to change his cell phone number. Belkis was a patient woman.
There was a bright new banner, announcing an online dating service. “30 Days, Guaranteed or Your Money Back!” it boasted. What the hell, thought Mark, who was an optimist despite some notable dating disasters in the past. There was that gal from Medway, the one with the three cats and the bad case of…Mark shuddered and tried to wipe that image out of his mind. What the hell, thought Mark, and signed on.
Night after night, he faced a woman across a table, and night after night the same thoughts were exchanged: He’s better than I thought. She’s worse than I imagined. I could manage him, if he’d get a better job. Why can’t there be a woman who’s smart and doesn’t look and smell like exactly a pit bull, thought Mark. There has to be one. Somewhere.
Then he met Belkis. “I changed my name from Magda, “ she confided. Magda, he thought, is a pretty exotic name already. What about Magda needed changing? He didn’t ask.
Belkis was smart, all right, and beautiful, in a dark and somewhat masculinely sinister way. Her figure was taut, her brows somewhat low, and her teeth looked white, but sharp. She wore red lipstick that left a mark on the espresso cups like a vampire bite.
Starting over wasn’t so bad, Mark thought. He didn't like his old job, his cramped apartment or that town anyway. Changing your identity could even be exciting, if you looked at it in the right light. He hadn’t heard from Belkis or her lawyers in over a month. Too bad he forgot to change his cell phone number. Belkis was a patient woman.
by Luigi August 7, 2004
Get the Cyber Cafe mug.I didn’t know what lil ant was saying when he was responding with CAFU that dumb fuck was trying to spell Cracking the Fuck up
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