Cow squaggle

A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.

Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

cow rider

A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies

“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

cubicle cow

A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle

There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.

by azbankr June 12, 2017

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

by Statik5 February 3, 2010

Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006

polish cow

a 2d dancing cow.
with a guy singing about overdosing on cocaine in the lyrics
lol :)

u litsen to polish cow?

by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020