cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

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cockbiter

Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.

Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock

Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah

Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet

(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)

Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone

(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)

Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)

Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!

(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)

by Craig Hurst February 28, 2008

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cockblockbuster

A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.

Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.

by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011

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cockblocker

One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.

I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.

by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006

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