Cloud Clipper

A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.

Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!

by none_ya_nacho_bussines101 August 4, 2018

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cloud shaming

The act of; using social or electronic media to broadcast to parties outside of the conflict in order to shame someone into meeting the opposing person's demands.

Cindy is using cloud shaming on Steve, she sent an email to everyone in the office about how its unfair she can't use his espresso machine when he's not around.

by starbox July 21, 2013

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Brown cloud

When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.

He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.

by Jujumelvin December 2, 2017

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heat cloud

When two or more men decide there must always be a bar stool between them because of the heat thrown off their bodies - the male heat cloud.

Marvin, don't sit so close to me or our heat clouds will combine.

by Shot Fairy December 8, 2015

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Gull in the cloud

When you're trying to download sometime from a cloud and it keeps getting interrupted.

I was trying to view my google docs but there was a gull in the cloud

by TheRob0 February 7, 2013

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An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.

Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.

by burdeman October 12, 2014

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