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in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016
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closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016
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Closet Troll

A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.

Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
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deep closet

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).
"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."
by shabbyjohnson August 26, 2011
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Closet Furry

Someone who just REALLY enjoyed Warrior Cats as a kid.
I never realized Cornelius had been a Closet Furry until now.
by ItsBeanin December 29, 2022
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Rainbow Closet

A state where in a man shows so much lgbt pride and disposition while still being technically in the closet.
Harry Styles just waved a bisexual flag at Coachella. Harry Styles and his rainbow closet makes everyone happy.
by Etienne Brownlee April 19, 2022
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Closet Douche

That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.
guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
by DD6969 January 19, 2010
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