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Closet Latino

A person that denies their latino heritage.
A Closet Latino is a person who denies his/her descent.
by redline May 16, 2006
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closet hoe

a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
omg look a that closet hoe walking like she got a dick in her booty
by cece_watson January 11, 2015
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Closet Homophobe

1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.

2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)

Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?

Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!

Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.

2.)

Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!

Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
by Venumuz August 9, 2012
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Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
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Closet Odor

A closet odor is when a horrid stench pertrutes from the anus after getting slammed with an uncleansed penis. Most Closet Odor is seen in gay men.
Victoria Joy did you just get it up the bum because you smell like closet odor?
by Tertantha Bumitta July 27, 2006
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closet freak

a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.
jeez, that nicole is one huge closet freak, but i'd tap that ass.
by Mastor Bator August 29, 2003
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closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.
Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!
by rottentomato January 2, 2009
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