Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
by deware February 20, 2023

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.
Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.
by Lee337w November 8, 2013

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
by Joel E. February 21, 2009

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.
Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?
Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?
by TheChairMover September 27, 2011

by TTSNBER December 10, 2016
