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the call of the void

the call of the void is the thought to jump off the ledge you are standing on; wondering what would happen if you drove your car into another car or person; it is the thought of "I could kill someone so easily right now" when holding a knife, hammer, or what have you. it is the insane desire of our unconscious, but it is nothing to worry about unless you relish and enjoy these thoughts.
last week i visited the grand canyon with my girlfriend. as we stood on a ledge and looked out over the world, the call of the void entered my head:

"one little nudge and she's dead"

i shuddered as the thought crossed my mind, and it left my mind as soon as it entered.
by murka durka September 17, 2013
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calfreezy

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog
Think you mean a giraffe mate”
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Calliou

A whiny little bastard who doesn't know when to shut his small paper cut of a mouth and needs to seriously invest in some rogaine
Fuck mate that bloke over there is such a calliou

Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou
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Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!
by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011
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Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
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Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
by jrky February 10, 2009
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California cum drop

The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out
by BobbyScott June 23, 2016
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