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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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Born on 3rd

To be born very wealthy or within a family of power

Referenced in Pearl Jam song “Bushleaguer”
He may have done some hard work but he was born on 3rd.
by Brookspmu10 May 2, 2025
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born privilege

born privilege is the societal privilege that benefits born people over non-born people in some societies, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstance.
Oh look, there are protestors using their born privilege to promote abortion.
by notyetborn October 31, 2022
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born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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born in the flames

Born in the flames is a term for someone that is locked in and is cooking
*someone dunks on three people* Nah that guys born in the flames
by VAFGTRFER January 30, 2025
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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning , please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.

Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
by Sexydimma January 10, 2013
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