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dirtpipe boomerang

When two people push their assholes together and alternately shit into the others asshole, hence boomerang.

Invented by Bill Cosby in 1956.

See also ultimate dirtpipe boomerang showdown
Kevin:"What are you watching?"
Bill:"Two black trannys doing a dirtpipe boomerang."
Kevin:"Pass the KY jelly"
by TheChode April 8, 2007
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Boomer Moment

When a friend or boomer does a boomerish thing.
Person 1: Bro we are addicted to these phones and these vape are going th kill us.

Person 2: Bro, that's a boomer moment.
by gatorboycolt November 18, 2019
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Boomer remover

Dude 1: hey have you heard the boomer remover is spreading rapidly

Dude 2: yeah that’s crazy man
by Lordcathulu March 17, 2020
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Boobperb

comes from the word superb. when a woman is gifted with lovely boobs. she can be described as a boobperb woman.
Oliver: Wow dude, look at the sexy woman
Kurtis: YE! shes Boobperb
by LoDiNaToR October 8, 2008
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Boomerang Pussy

When a man breaks it off with his current girl but keeps expecting to have sexual relations with her.
I'm no boomerang pussy! You can't throw me away and expect it to come right back
by @thatblondechick December 31, 2015
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Boomer Eggs

When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
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Boomer Virus

Boomer Virus occurs when an old person tries to use modern technology. Infection takes hold when the old person enters denial and blames the technology or someone/something else for it not working, when in fact it is their own actions causing the problem.
Boomer "I sent you an email but it was rejected, it must be your email address."
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)

Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)

Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)

Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
by markymint January 20, 2020
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