bloody hook

The act of punching your lover in the face when they're about to have an orgasm. Supposedly enhances the orgasm...also enhances bloody noses and breakups that are really hard to explain to your friends. Similar to the donkey punch but not as violent, and don't apply to a specific gender.

"Yo, we were so hot last night, she was about to come and I just bloody hooked her. She never saw it coming!"

by S. Rock November 10, 2006

Bloody Marytarian

Someone who, 6 days a week, is a devout vegetarian, but when it comes to Sunday Brunch, looks the other way while drinking a Bloody Mary - Bloody Mary's almost always have Worcestershire sauce, which contains fish.

Jenn officially became a Bloody Marytarian Sunday morning after a long night of drinking - even though she's been a vegetarian for 5 years!

by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007

bloody hazleton

A form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner masturbates her. He catches any falling menstrual blood with his penis, which his partner uses as lubricant to masturbate him.

"Nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bloody hazleton."

--Jack Palance

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Bloody Trumpet

When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"

Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!

by ParlorPeep April 30, 2015

Bloody Asian

Bloody Asian is another slang term that is currently being used in Great Britian. It means the same as "What an Asian!" but is somewhat altered to fit the British slang. This saying is to be used when someone does something that a typicall asian would do. Such as act stupid, too smart, or anything else.

John, you are such a Bloody Asian, you can not even drive correctly!

by Lohit Rao June 10, 2008

Bloody Russian

A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.

wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."

husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."

wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"

by taylor TWIGG January 27, 2009

bloody twat

A bleeding vagina.

Katie has a bloody twat.

by Clooginagon July 17, 2014