Mom Bitch

Won't let you go out with friends, because she thinks ur irresponsible. Most likely because you had a arguement with her 2 weeks ago, because you stayed to late at your friends house. She over exxadrates about everything, and is over protective.

Mom Bitch: "you can't spend the night, your too young"

by Josh Dilleen February 6, 2010

Bitch Move

A decision that can be classified as weak or cowardly.

Punching that guy in his sleep was a bitch move.

by J-Five November 7, 2003

psychotic bitch

1. A woman who, because of anger issues, a stressful situation, or, more commonly, hard PMS, flies into a psychotic rage and destroys everything and anything in her path. Thus, she has changed from a woman to a psychotic bitch.

Note: A good indication that a woman will become a psychotic bitch is a cold-blooded threat. Find any excuse to get the hell outta there.

Threats and Odd Questions & Statements of a Psychotic Bitch:
- "I'm gonna rip your balls off with my bare hands!"
- "Why is there a pen cap and no pen?"
- "Who put all this water in the pool?"
- From an obviously slender woman: "Why won't you have sex with me? It's because I'm fat, isn't it?"
- From the same woman, who's also been married for 10 years: "You don't love me... you just wanna screw me!"
- "If you ever cheat on me, i'll stab you with a spoon!"

All of these end with the woman breaking SOMEONE ELSE'S expensive shit.

by Just Tired December 4, 2009

Bitch Flipped

While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red

You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.

Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.

by selvol August 9, 2012

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019